Quotable House!

I thought today I would post some House quotes!

1. Dr. House: [walks in] Good morning. [looks at coffee mug, laughs] Hah, this is funny, people don't...
Dr. Cameron: Not done reading, go away.
Dr. House: [House leaves]
Dr. Cameron: Most likely, she coughed it up, which would mean it's from her lungs. Drugs, toxins, infections?
Dr.Foreman: No fever, no elevated white count, which rules out infections...
Dr. Cameron: And, blood panels found no drugs, or toxins.
Dr. Chase: Loncoscopy was pristine... so much for the lungs...
Dr. House: [walks back in] Good morning!
Dr. Chase: Not yet! [House leaves again]
Dr. Cameron: So then the blood came from her stomach, which would mean it's an ulcer or a GI bleed.
Dr. Foreman: The ER also ran an upper and lower GI, no blood.
Dr. Chase: Which means no ulcer or GI bleed, which means it's not from the stomach either, which means... the blood didn't come from anywhere? [Everyone looks confused]
Dr. House: [Pops head in] Did you guys get to the point that the blood doesn't come from anywhere?

2. Dr. Cuddy: You lied to them!
Mrs. Park: He told us our son was dead.
House: It's only a white lie. Technically, all I did was call them a little early. Trust me, he'll be dead real soon.

3. Chase: "It doesn't necessarily have to be that bad. If we exclude the night terrors it could be something systemic: his liver, kidneys, something outside the brain."
House: "Yes, feel free to exclude any symptom if it makes your job easier."

4. Wilson: "Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect."
House: "And the reason you want respect...?"
Wilson: "To...get laid."

TTFN, Lexi :P